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What the Hell's Wrong With These People?
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"For thou shalt worship no other god: for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God." (Exodus 34:14) "The bible tells us that we can and should pray to him, "If a witness gives false testimony against his brother, then do to him what he intended to do to his brother. You must purge the evil from among you. The rest of the people will hear of the punishment and be afraid, and never again will these evils be among you. Show no pity; life for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot." (Deuteronomy 19:19-21) "When a slave owner strikes a male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies immediately, the owner shall be punished. But if the slave survives a day or two, there is no punishment; for the slave is the owner's property." (Exodus 21:20-21) "Tell slaves to be submissive to their masters and to give satisfaction in every respect; they are not to talk back, not to pilfer, but to show complete and perfect fidelity, so that in everything they may be an ornament to the doctrine of God our Savior." (Titus 2:9-10) "Let all who are under the yoke of slavery regard their masters as worthy of all honor, so that the name of God and the teaching may not be blasphemed. Those who have believing masters must not be disrespectful to them on the ground that they are members of the church; rather they must serve them all the more, since those who benefit by their service are believers and loved by God." (1Timothy 6:1-2) God don’t think it’s sexy when your wife wears your clothes "A woman must not wear men’s clothing, and a man must not wear women’s clothing, for the Lord your God detests anyone who does this." (Deuteronomy 22:5) "Do not plant two kinds of seed in your field; if you do, the Lord will defile not only your plants but also the fruit." (Deuteronomy 22:9) "If one of your men is unclean because of a nocternal emission ("wet dream"), he is to go outside and stay there. But as evening approaches, have him wash himself, and at sunset he may return to the camp." (Deuteronomy 23:10) Pathetic "Then the people will no longer stray from me, nor will they defile themselves anymore with their sins. They will be my people, and I will be their God, declares the Sovereign Lord." (Ezekiel 14:11) $ Christian women are worth half a man according to their god "The Lord said to Moses, ‘If anyone makes a special vow to redeem persons to the Lord by giving equivalent values in money, set the value of a Male ages 20-60 @ 50 sheckels of silver Female ages 20-60 @ 30 sheckels of silver Male ages 5-20 @ 20 sheckels of silver Female ages 5-20 @ 10 sheckels of silver Male ages one month-5 @ 5 sheckels of silver Female ages one month-5 @ 3 sheckels of silver. Males over 60 @ 15 sheckels of silver Females over 60 @ 10 sheckels of silver" (Leviticus 27 please read all) Creating The Ultimate Manic-Depressive: Is he here now? What about now? Now? Is he here now? "No one knows about that day or hour not even the angels in heaven, nor the son, but only the father. As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the son of man. For in the days before the flood, people were eating and drinking, marrying and giving themselves to each other in marriage, up to the day Noah entered the ark; and they knew nothing about God’s demise of them until his flood came and took them. This is how it will be at the coming of the son of men." (Matthew 24:36-39) "Folly is bound in the heart of a child, but the rod of discipline will drive it far from him." (Proverbs 22:15) "Do not withhold discipline from a child; if you punish him with the rod, he will not die. Punish him with the rod and save his soul from death." (Proverbs 23:13-14) "The priest sent out the commanders of one hundred and said to them: ‘Bring her out between the ranks and put the sword to anyone who helps her.’ Then the priest said, ‘Do not put her to death at the temple of the Lord.’ So they seized her as she reached the palace gate and there they put her to death." "‘We will do everything the Lord has said; we will obey.’ Moses then took the blood and sprinkled it on the people and said, ‘This is the blood of the covenant that the Lord has made with you.’" "I say to you, virgin of Babylon, no more will you be called tender and delicate. Take millstones and grind flour, uncover your hair. Lift up your skirt and uncover your thighs. Your nakedness will be exposed and your shame uncovered. I will take vengeance, I will spare no one." (Isaiah 47:1) Mr. Ed goes to Arnon "Then the donkey said to Balaam, 'Why have you beaten me three times?' Balaam answered, ‘You have made a fool of me! If I had my sword I would kill you right now.’ Mr. Ed --sorry-- The donkey replied, ‘Am I not your donkey whom you have always ridden" Am I in the habit of defying you"’ Then an angel appeared and asked Balaam, ‘Why have you beaten this animal who has spared you from the wrong path. If she had not turned you away, I would most certainly have killed you.’ (Numbers 22:28) "If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and siezes him by his genitals, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity." (Deuteronomy 25:11) "I will remove the prophets and the spirit of impurity from the land. And if anyone still prophesies, his father and mother will say to him, ‘You must die, because you have told lies in the Lord’s name.’ His own parents will stab him." (Zechariah 13:2-3) "This is what the Lord Almighty says: ‘Go, now, and attack the Amalekites and totally destroy everything that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death every man and woman, child and infant, cattle, sheep, camels and donkeys.’" (1 Samuel 15:2) Magic spell for smiting your enemies "Take a sharp sword and shave your head and beard. Divide the hair into thirds. When the days of your seige come to an end, burn the first third of the hair inside the city. Take the second third and strike it with a sword all around the city. Scatter the last third to the wind. I will pursue them with drawn sword. Take a few strands of hair and tuck them away in the folds of your garment. Take a few of these and throw them into the fire and burn them. A fire shall spread from there to the house of Israel." (Ezekiel 5:1-4) "The Lord said to me, ‘Go, show your love to your wife again, though she is loved by another and is an adultress. Love her as the Lord loves the Israelites, though they turn to other Gods and love the sacred raisin cakes.' [yes, it actually says "the sacred raisin cakes"] So I bought her for fifteen shekels of silver and 10 bushels of barley." (Hosea 3:1-2) Christian women are the property of men "You shall not covet your neighbor’s house. You shall not covet his wife, manservant, maidservant, his ox, his donkey, or anything that belongs to him." God has an ego and allergies "Three times a year you are to celebrate a festival to me." All human embryos begin development as females (hence the nipples on males), but according to Christians: "As regards the individual nature, woman is defective and misbegotten, for the active power of the male seed tends to the production of a perfect likeness in the masculine sex; while the production of a woman comes from a defect in the active power." -Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica, Q92, art. 1 "Great is the Lord; he is to be feared above all gods. (1 Chronicles 16:25) "Every woman should be filled with shame by the thought that she is a woman." - St. Clement of Alexandria So, what constitutes "work"? "While the people of Israel were in the wilderness, they found a man gathering sticks on the Sabbath day... And the Lord said to Moses, 'The man shall be put to death; all the congregation shall throw stones at him until his death outside the camp.' And all the congregation brought him outside the camp, and stoned him to death with stones, as the Lord commanded Moses." The Christian Diet God would rather have you kill yourself than be fat. "They will know that I am the Lord when I separate them from each other. But I will spare a few of them from the sword, famine, and plague that I send, so that the nations may acknowledge all their detestable practices. Then they will know that I am the Lord." (Ezekiel 12:15) "So we cooked my son and ate him. The next day I said, ‘Give up your son so we may eat him.’ But she had hidden her son." (2 Kings 6:29) More Christian Family Values "And Gideon had 70 sons, for he had many wives. His concubine, who lived in Shechem, also bore him a son, whom he named Abimelech." (Judges 8:30) Mother-in-laws make great pimps Do infants and children who die go to heaven" No. "Babies, young children, and every person of
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"'All who are baptized, must first have the gospel preached to them. - The Church of Christ, Lake County, Illinois "The servant who knows his master’s will and does not get ready or does not do what his master wants will be beaten with many blows. But the one who does not know and does things deserving punishment will be beaten with few blows." (Luke 12:47-48) This is one of the passages which has given judicial appointees, such as republican Judge Robert Dierker, footing for positions including: "puke liberals must be stopped from using the courts to pursue their assault on the laws of God," and "notions of sexual abuse, harassment, and discrimination have been selectively raised to advance certain groups' political agendas." Currently serving in St. Louis, attorneys representing rapists seek to get their cases put on Dierker’s docket as he, among a growing number of Christian judges such as Lancaster County District Judge Jeffrey Cheuvront who recently banned the victim and witnesses from saying the word "rape" during a rape trial, has stated that he will wholeheartedly hear the rapist’s side. He, among other Christian judges, such as Wisconsin State Supreme Court Justice Annette Zeigler whose 2007 campaign was funded by Christian hate groups, has specifically stated that he is dedicated to striking down "anti-racial profiling" and "anti-religious discrimination," and "tolerance" laws. "Now that faith has come, we are no longer under the supervision of the laws of men." (Galatians 3:25) |
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